One average day while wandering the average ninja lair, Count Inazuma ran into his average fellow ninja Lady Conzu and he started an average conversation:

"Conzu, how are you today, oh right I HATE YOU!"
"Well I hate you too DON'T TALK TO ME I KEEL JOO!"
"NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!!!" *super ninja argument*
"-OMG DID YOU JUST INSULT MY HAIR?!?"
"HECK YEAH I DID!!! Just give up trying to fix it, Conzu. It'll never look good!!!!"
"OH YEAH?!? Well I attack you with hairspray!"
"NUUUUU!!! Not hairspray!!! I like my hair all wild and crazy like!!!! TOUCH ME AND I'LL CUT OFF ALL OF YOUR HAIR UNTIL YOU ARE BALD."
"You do, you DIE!!!"

And everyone lived happily ever after, except for a bald Conzu and mohawked Inazuma. They went to sulk in a corner.

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The person who plays Inazuma will recognise these lines. XD

These two lovely people are characters in the *Avatarverse's roleplay, they don't like each other very much.
Myself (my OC being Conzu) and Inazuma's owner made up this conversation at the rp, wondering what it would be like if they were a couple, and this chain of dialogue came out, which showed that it can NEVER HAPPEN! Here's proof people, PROOF! *shakefist*

Doing this was awesome fun, and FEAR THE SCRAPPY COLOURING OF DOOOOM! Critisism discouraged because I did this super quick, and my deepest apologies Inazuma, your clothes are awful, my creativity is at a zero today.